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Mowatt’s Aztec Chocolate Bar
Heat Level 3 (out of 10)
Aztecs believed that wisdom and power came from eating the fruit of the cocoa tree, and when combined with chili peppers that it had nourishing, fortifying, and even aphrodisiac qualities. To prove this, we created Mowatt’s Aztec Chocolate bars. In a controlled study, we fed Mowatt’s Aztec chocolate to a mixed group of college students. They immediately became wiser, more powerful, and seemed quite fond of each other.
Dark Chocolate, Chipotle Chili, Cinnamon, Ginger, Vanilla, Allspice, Cayenne Chili & a touch of Maine Sea Weed, all molded into a ¼ pound bar.
Wise up, buy two.
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